That's a portable vagina. I can't believe I didn't know this exists. I wish some dude I knew had it so I could laugh at him and then never be his friend.
Twin Peaks and Battle Royale. I have a soft spot for weird things. Sometimes violent weird things as long as the blood is very ketchup like. I don't want anyone cutting their clitoris with a scissor or anything (ahem Antichrist) even then I'll likely get over it or I'll just talk about it for days.