Tuesday, January 11, 2011

FLESHLIGHT




That's a portable vagina. I can't believe I didn't know this exists. I wish some dude I knew had it so I could laugh at him and then never be his friend.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Monday, November 29, 2010


I WISH LIFE LOOKED LIKE THIS ... MELTING NOW

The Illusionist from Berwick Film & Media Arts Fest on Vimeo.

TWISTED THINGS ARE the best





Twin Peaks and Battle Royale. I have a soft spot for weird things. Sometimes violent weird things as long as the blood is very ketchup like. I don't want anyone cutting their clitoris with a scissor or anything (ahem Antichrist) even then I'll likely get over it or I'll just talk about it for days.

I CAN'T STOP